Lain macam je...

Assalamualaikum dan salam sejahtera...

Aku dilamar...Ahakksss...Tetiba...Adooiii..

Adooiii Pak Arab ni...Tak puas kaco ser, kaco aku lak...Addooii...Hahaha...Ni gara2 makcik cafe la ni...:p

Makcik Cafe: Eh..Rasa2nya Pak Arab nie dah kawen, ada anak 2...Bini dia pakai purdah...Try adah tanya jap...
Aku dengan perasaan malas nak tanya, bertanya lah jugak...

Aku: Where's your wife??
Pak Arab: Haaa...(Tak paham dengan soalan aku...Penat aku tanya banyak kali....Dan pasti dia terpinga-pinga)..
Customer Cina: U have girlfriend?? (Tanya student cina tu kat Pak Arab)...
Pak Arab: Oh..no..no..no...
Dalam hati aku...Girlfriend, paham lak...
Then, terjadilah perbualan antara Pak Arab dan student cina tue...Malas nak layan...

Then...Bila naik kat lab...Pak Arab ada plak dah...Tersengih2 cam kerang busuk datang kat aku...

Pak Arab: U said, that im have a wife??
Aku:..Ha..Ya...Makcik Cafe told me that u have your wife with two children...
Pak Arab: Oh..no..Im not married yet...

Then...

Pak Arab: U have a boyfriend?
Aku: (Nak jawab salah, tak jawab salah...Adoii...) Sekejap2 aku kata no..Sekejap2 aku kata yes...Poning eden...Asyik duk tanya je...
Pak Arab: Are u interested with Arabic Muslim?
Aku: Haa?? No..
Pak Arab: Why?? Because Arabic is a muslim and malaysia also muslim...
Aku: (Adooiii dia nie)....No...I want malaysia muslim...(Broken..broken la...Dia start broken dulu)
Pak Arab: U and me, friend??
Aku: (Owohh...Lain macam je dia nie...)..Yes2...U and me are friend and all people in this lab also my friends...
Pak Arab: No..no...More than friend...
Aku: No...I wants malaysia muslim...(Dalam hati...Dok paham ke apa aku cakap...Adooiii...Ayat jelas: Dok reti basse, orang ganu kate)
Pak Arab: If u have a problem, u can tell me...
Aku: Owohhh...Addooii...

Aku buat2 busy and then cari earphone, pasang lagu....



p/s:  I love Malaysian People...:)